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Cryin’ Chuckie Schumer Releases His First Greatest Hits Blues Album

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Senator/Bluesman Chuck Schumer a.k.a ‘Cryin’ Chuckie’ released a greatest hits album this last Tuesday and liberal whiners are buying up copies like it’s going out of style. Cryin’ Chuckie, or CC as he is known to his fans, has been bawling out the blues ever since he became a senator in 1998 and has blubbering in overdrive ever since Donald Trump became president.

Fans of CC will be treated to his signature hits including, ‘Got My Fake Tears Workin’, ‘Born Under a Loser Sign’ and ‘Damn Right Trump Gave Me the Blues’, among many others.


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